by Danya Rumore
It’s Day 5, and we’re in what could be considered the “meat and potatoes” of the INC5 mercury treaty negotiations. With only one—or possibly two—days to go, the pressure is on.
Perhaps this is why the UNEP Convention gods (or whoever decides these things) chose to play Queen’s “Under Pressure” over the loudspeakers at the end of Tuesday’s afternoon plenary session. A stark contrast to the relatively quiet dispersal that often follows the plenary sessions, the sudden blast of music startled many of us MITers out of our late afternoon stupor. And as we filed out of the plenary room—amused by the not-so-subtle musical message—we had an epiphany: INC5 definitely needs a playlist.
This conclusion has become even more obvious throughout the negotiation proceedings of the last two days: “Under Pressure” has been played repeatedly before and after the plenary sessions. It seems that UNEP either has yet to download iTunes or they’re seriously in need of some musical inspiration.
Thankfully, we’re here to help. Who better to consult on music than a team of nerdy MIT PhD and Masters students?
So here it is: our crowd-sourced recommendations for the INC5 negotiation’s playlist, as well as some guidance for the appropriate moments in which they should be played.
The INC5 Playlist:
- “Under Pressure” by Queen—as the UNEP has figured out, this song is basically always appropriate in a final treaty negotiation. The Freddie Mercury connection is also amusing.
- “Running on Empty” by Jackson Brown—to be played during sessions going later than 11:00pm, particularly those starting after 11:00pm.
- “We Can Work It Out” by the Beatles—to be played at the beginning of each contact group, particularly those that have been stuck on the same issues for multiple sessions.
- “Communication Breakdown” by Led Zeppelin—to be played whenever one party has stated the same point 3 or more times.
- “You Can’t Always Get What You Want” by the Rolling Stones—to be played as a reminder that, well, you can’t always get what you want.
- “I Heard It through the Grapevine” by Creedence Clearwater Revival—to be played in the interpreters’ booth (look for Julie van der Hoop’s upcoming blog on this topic, you’ll see what we mean!)
- “Fernando” by ABBA—to show our fondness for INC5 Chair Fernando Lugris
- “If I Had a Million Dollars” by Barenaked Ladies—to be played during all financial assistant discussions.
- “Heat of the Moment” by Asia—to be played as the negotiations get intense; it’s amazing what happens when things get intense.
- “The Final Countdown” by Europe—to be played during the last 24 hours of the negotiation.
- If an agreement is reached: “Chariots of Fire” by Vangelis –triumphant celebration! If not: “Disappointment” by the Cranberries—you get the message.
Just in case no agreement is reached by the end of the day on Friday and we need a little extra musical inspiration:
- “Spectacles” by Jenna Lindbo—to inspire some cooperation (the refrain is “”Do you wonder what things look like in other people’s eyes? I’ll take off my spectacles and give yours a try. You should put on mine. I think you might be surprised to see what the world looks like through someone else’s eyes”)
- “Mercury Poisoning” by Graham Parker and the Rumour—to motivate some action on a really important issue.
- “Running out of Time” by Hot Hot Heat— to remind the delegates that, well, they’re running out of time.
What else should be on the INC5 playlist? If you’ve got any ideas for other tunes to include, post a comment below and let us know!